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June 27th.
 
 
now for those of you with dial-up or just a slow ass computer let me paraphrase the events on this tape (although I urge you see it.)
Dr. Phil invited this man who make Bumfight tapes...that's right, Bum fights. Dr. Phil begins that "this video is not for our younger viewers," who the hell lets their kid watch this shit to begin with? "this video contains graphic footage, but we need to let our viewers be aware of the kind of filth in our society." So, I'm like...ok...but, halfway through the video, Dr. Fuckface stops the tape (after the static though, which I thought was funny) and says "I don't want to talk to you; that's despicable, I don't want to talk to you; you can go." And the audience (mostly women, surprise surprise), start to applaud. Now, keep in mind this guy is dressed like Dr. Phil. Haircut, mustache, suit and all. The man says "If you...if you think I exploit people, everytime you bring a guest on this show you exploit them and bring whutever problems they have to the world you think that's helpin them?" Dr. Phil closes his eyes (as if to repeat whut he's rehearsed) and says, "Yeah, keep tellin' yourself that, you can go." Audience applauds again.  Dr. Fuck then says, "Sorry, but that...I just watched that footage, and that is absolutley dispicable and I REFUSE to publicize that. He clearly could not have a serious dialouge about this ridiculous topic. I think whut I saw on these screens is absolutley dispicable, I think it's diplorable, and I think it is an insult to my intelligence and those of my viewers for somebody to stand up and say I'm trying to help people by doing this."
 
Now tell me something. Why the fuck would you bring a guest on, when you know exactly whut the fuck they do, go through the trouble of editing the tape, just to say shit like that. He knows whut he's going to say, and see then goes on and fucking stops the tape, and say "I don't believe it." Listen, Dr. Phil did this to appear as some self righteous fuckwad when he knew exactly whut he was doing. I grab my nuts and spit in the general direction of Dr. Phil. Fuck you.
















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